Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
moving animal air
It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That's why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof?Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground. I'd say that about covers it.
dog apples pie
I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it
eggs breaking-eggs
You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.
views shells want
I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
angry
I'm getting angry at liberals.
years scotch hey
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
block confirmation habit
John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.
country book heart
I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart...
truth facts
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
surprise bigs doomed
Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
animal looks peta
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
blue weather usa
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.
scandal bigs committed
There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
kids gun guy
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.