Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.
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Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.
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I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.
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I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
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The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.
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I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.
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But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.
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There's a buzz to failing and not dying.
facts needs enough
If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?
surrender claims jokes
We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.
military ships dawn
Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.
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Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.
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Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.
deal truth
We're going to deal with truth on my show.