Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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You can't really be passionately moderate. It's like wearing an 'Extra Medium' - it doesn't exist.
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Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community.
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It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.
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In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
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I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
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He's the master, ... It's admirable. I watch him with my mouth open and think, 'How does he do it?' If I could only have a scrap of that. If only I could take all filters off my mouth, it would be so great.
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Smoking pot ... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me.
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It's about bluster and personality, ... Daily Show.
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The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,
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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ... One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
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And I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
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Jon would never talk about Britney's baby, ... But I see it as an example of our Hollywood limousine liberals dropping the ball on family values. Coming from South Carolina ... we don't knock up our pop stars.
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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.