Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.
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Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.
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For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.
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I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
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The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
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You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.
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Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
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Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands ...
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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
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I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.
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To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.
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Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
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Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.