Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
devil way conservative
'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.
mad achievement honor
We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.
humor laughing comedy
Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
long saying-yes cynicism
Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
party drug firsts
Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.
change monday believe
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.
yesterday usa today
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
atheist balls agnostic
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
opera hey yogurt
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
mysterious-ways welfare way
God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
taffy stretching delicious
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
mind tricks highways
It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.
years people guy
I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.
firsts wikipedia want
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.