Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
years people guy
I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.
order veto restraint
I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint.
play narcissistic conservative
I used to play a narcissistic conservative pundit. Now I'm just a narcissist.
potatoes tables toes
I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
mad achievement honor
We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.
interesting i-can something-interesting
I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.
interviews boards partners
For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.
games resolution follow-through
It's much better to invite the audience to be part of your show rather than saying, "I command you to do this." The other thing is, you have to follow through. If you initiate a game and they take part, you can't stop until it reaches a mutually satisfying resolution.
passion sound opinion
You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
email messages sound
Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
funny people four
Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
vampire necks protect
Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
nsa numbers tables
If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.
mom mother jobs
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.