Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
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The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
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Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!
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I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
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You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.
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Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
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I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.
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Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
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And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
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We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
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I used to play a narcissistic conservative pundit. Now I'm just a narcissist.
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