Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
book people
When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
prove-it prove i-can
I can't prove it, but I can say it.
love-you angel men
Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.
book people attention
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.
funny jesus forgiving
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
obvious firm
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
communication character mean
Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstandin g.
community presidential black
It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.
cows milk cry
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
hurt eye window-to-the-soul
If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
marijuana drug together
Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
failure dying buzz
There's a buzz to failing and not dying.
facts needs enough
If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?
religious hate leader
If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.