Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
deal truth
We're going to deal with truth on my show.
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The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
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You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.
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I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.
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I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
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Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.
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Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon.
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It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.
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There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.
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What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
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Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.
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We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.