Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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You can't really be passionately moderate. It's like wearing an 'Extra Medium' - it doesn't exist.
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Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community.
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It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.
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In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
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I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
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He's the master, ... It's admirable. I watch him with my mouth open and think, 'How does he do it?' If I could only have a scrap of that. If only I could take all filters off my mouth, it would be so great.
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Smoking pot ... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me.
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It's about bluster and personality, ... Daily Show.
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The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,
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We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
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You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
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I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.