Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
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Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
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In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.
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The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
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God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
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'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.
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Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
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Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
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Jon would never talk about Britney's baby, ... But I see it as an example of our Hollywood limousine liberals dropping the ball on family values. Coming from South Carolina ... we don't knock up our pop stars.
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Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community.
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My character is not based on (Bill) O'Reilly, ... It's the same guy from The Daily Show. You'd never say it's O'Reilly.
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I heard that after you throw away a 'New York Times,' it takes over a hundred years for the lies to biodegrade.
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In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes. Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter.