Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
asked friend great invented
My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short...
hear maybe music radio song time wrote
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
american-comedian birthday burned candle factory happy last sang stood week
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
grocery outside saw sign
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars.
consumers electricity encourage policies recognize
We need to encourage policies that recognize that being a little long in electricity is much better for consumers than being a little short,
alphabet guy song wrote
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
event gas increase scale sliding
We have the new sliding scale in place in the event of another increase in gas prices,
beauty decided died happened impression looks men reconcile spot
When you see it in summer, it's just beautiful, and then you read the plaques about how 2,000 men died on this spot in 20 minutes. To reconcile how it looks today, the beauty of it, with what actually happened made a big impression on me, and I decided I had to do something one day.
closet elevator five minutes stand
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
almost catch fall far instant last rocking time
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
evening fire fireplace front laid microwave night
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
apartment call france switch turn woman
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!
asleep falls foot gonna hate means
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?