Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
stories
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
sorry team people
I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
two variables theatrical
Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
worry work-out want
Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
support care want
And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
humility lessons life-is
The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
alcohol remember ifs
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
opportunity obstacles ifs
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
sheep want firsts
No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
florida intellectual levels
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
people stories felt
I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
editors feels great-writers
Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
smart hard-work past
The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
meaning-of-life life-is
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.