Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
independent hard-work amazing-life
The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
needs niche internet
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
kids mature rate
I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
basketball stupid thinking
A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.
judging people judgement
If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
girl two brain
Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
fun crazy night
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
halloween alcohol heaven
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
world shiva destroyers
I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
world narcissist
The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
mcdonalds drunk eating
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
business-success information depth
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.
independent tvs can-do
You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
couple cat night
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.