Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
smart stupid school
I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
doe belief behavior
Your beliefs don't make you a better person. Your behavior does.
confused home men
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
self-confidence order ideas
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
fun school college
If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
opinion projection
Opinions are projections.
hate hipster nerd
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
winning training losing
In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
people defense psychological
Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
girl real people
Fat girls aren’t real people.
stupid giving people
General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
league justice judging
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
zero play roulette
You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
wish balls mint
Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.