Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
offended-you upset trying
If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
life people trying
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
guy pussy trying
Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
trying world dinosaurs
The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
almost favorite food japanese love record single stupid time tv
Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is 'Iron Chef.' Not the stupid American version; 'Iron Chef' Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan... my DVR for years was set to record almost every single 'Iron Chef' episode.
girls obviously pursue
I don't even pursue girls anymore. I mean, I could obviously still pursue girls. It's not like I can't. But I don't have to pursue girls anymore. Girls come to me.
excluded girl room stand walked
I'm a decent-looking guy, but I've never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I'm never excluded because of my looks. I just don't stand out.
dreams less speeches talk
When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled.
companies schoolyard
Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well.
answer asked basic few laughing stumble tangible
Think about it: If you don't have any actual, tangible skills, then how can you do anything? You may be laughing and nodding, but do you realize how few people, when asked the basic question, 'What can you do?' stumble on the answer and have nothing to say? Most people.
companies customers majority social
Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products.
connect point
The point of psychoanalysis is to really understand the roots of your behavior. Understand why you are doing the things you're doing - and connect your unconscious to your conscious.
argue based counseling emotional issue job pick sake unresolved
If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it.
academics anyone sort
You know, even big-time academics kind of have groupies. Anyone with any sort of fame. So, like, in your micro-world, or in your niche, you're kind of like a celebrity.