W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
beautiful drinking sleep
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
horse said used
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
feet house littles
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
gambling alcohol other-half
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
new-year home worry
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
heart worry long
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
strong drinking food
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
drinking living-my-life saloons
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
witty sunday thinking
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
crazy doubt degrees
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
drinking lunch comedy
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
funny-life men alive
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
funny clever drinking
I drink therefore I am.
argument invited
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.