W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
humor men lazy
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
children animal
Never work with animals or children.
beautiful drinking wine
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
husband devil acting
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
drinking wine break-even
Never give a sucker an even break.
beer water alcohol
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
funny humor water
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
sex beer people
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
beer drink invites
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
breakfast comedy drink
I must have a drink of breakfast.
drinking food beer
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
funny crazy silly
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
family men my-family
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
cute loopholes
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.