Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
way beard faces
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
listening today conversation
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
good-person persons ifs
If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.
too-much way bags
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
ironic weapons murder
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
guy mopeds behavior
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
tic-tacs tics mint
Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
turtles sticker knows
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
articles clothings
I've never read an article of clothing.
wise starting credibility
If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.
thinking caves never-forget
Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
animal sheep clouds
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
together crabs bunch
I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
knights refrigerators magnet
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.