Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
people four-agreements problem
The problem with most people, is that they are most people.
space want astronaut
I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.
ponchos four minutes
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
blow wind way
Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.
garden rocks stones
Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.
beautiful fall motorcycle
A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
gun men hands
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.
children men clothes
The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
greek way asking
Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.
kids want yeah
When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
rooms cookies mystery
Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.
new-york mean want-something
I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.
heckling rooms ratchets
Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.
special albums needs
You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.