Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
funny procrastination pie
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
stones glass-houses throwing
My policy is no stone throwing regardless of housing situation.
digital cameras reminiscing
I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
funny kids thinking
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
love-is
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
girl bulletproof-vest sweaters
A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.
games people different
Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
sleep pairs causes
I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
needs
I need to develop some patience - immediately.
thinking fire would-be
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
pie no-respect clown
Clowns have no respect for pie.
pie mouths faces
If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'
batteries dramatic break
Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.