Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
wise aprons printed
Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
school law president
I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
powerful names way
Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name... ..DJ Abraham Lincoln
party animal hey
I like parties, but I don't like pinatas, because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals: 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzaz. Let's kick his ass!'
structure figures multiple
They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.
ties bows rattlesnakes
Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.
suicide bridges killers
Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.
funny nice dirty
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
mad backwards
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
jobs school college
I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
funny humor opposites
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."
funny humor waterfalls
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
funny humor car
My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.