Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
hate shooting satisfying
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
thinking ears tone
I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?
weather firsts sometimes
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
want crime turns
I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
thinking pie littles
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
looks slow-motion eating
A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
vampire fads make-sense
Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
people television our-time
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
uncles kissing forgiving
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
pet independence independence-day
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.
dream take-me
But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
jobs years way
And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
kids california skateboarding
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
college government students
I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.