Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
thinking long news
I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
beer alcohol bed
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
sorry moving voice
I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.
thinking invention all-time
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.
long timing cliche
Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
men saws old-man
One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
years guy ever-after
After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.
queens kings men
Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.
average scream ends
If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.
sports people usual
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
scary looks humans
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
glasses balls way
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
play toes buttons
When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.
men parades traffic
Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.