Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
thinking years waiting
If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.
opposites unicycles knows
I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.
crazy school law
I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who is not so much "crazy" as "annoying."
jobs school law
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.
fall thinking differences
I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.
jumping crawling easier
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.
night lasts stories
When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
men enemy target
It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
multiple-choice choices tests
When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
sports real games
To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.
men guy badminton
One thing you never hear is Man that guy is good at badminton.
thinking ties language
I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.
dog distance fighting
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.
vampire gears cleaning
It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.