Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
shows
I never set out to do a sketch show.
I love Steven Wright.
people disappointing good-things
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
movie fun acting
I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
grateful average hendrix
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.
funny humor thinking
There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.
short-love ideas punchlines
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
good-morning hope im-sorry
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
funny cute girl
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
funny humor laughing
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
funny humor months
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
drunk persuasive dangerous
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
actors peter all-time
And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
funny humor saws
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.