Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
agriculture trying looks
It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
agriculture political would-be
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know more than to farm. He would be a professor at Harvard.
encouragement agriculture might
This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.
engineering indulge-in luxury
George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.
agriculture years lasts
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
agriculture essentials figures
When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
country horse feel-better
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
moving years agriculture
Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.
land giving insulting
One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else
wise knows
I don't know what humor is.
business enough bigs
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
funny mean writing
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
next revolution cocktails
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
funny country humor
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.