Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
funny sarcastic witty
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
running men play
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
america united-states states
The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.
cost used taxes
It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
funny sarcastic money
A fool and his money are soon elected.
life-and-love business blow
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
practice two communism
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
dog silly men
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
reading men three
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
funny movie witty
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
funny country sarcasm
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
witty political might
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
way back-when remember
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.
witty party political
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.