Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
sarcastic ugly mules
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
country men ruins
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can't ruin this country even with politics.
splits election republican
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
monkeys example evolution
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.
educational school nostalgia
The Schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
golf exercise feet
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
lazy way opinion
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
driven certain fanaticism
Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
congress
Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
country ideas america
Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em.
republican democrat concerned
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.
country space worry
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
funny sports hate
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
territory birth being-there
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.