Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
funny life wisdom
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
ocean two knows
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
memories office voting
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
funny party political-will
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
ties politics election
There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's not a tie, for we couldn't go through with this thing again.
worry may debt
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
real government oklahoma
The government sent the Indians to Oklahoma. They had a treaty that said, 'You shall have this land as long as grass grows and water flows.' It was not only a good rhyme but looked like a good treaty, and it was till they struck oil. Then the Government took it away from us again. They said the treaty only refers to 'Water and Grass; it don't say anything about oil.'
inspiration doe easy
There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again
inspirational funny success
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
mistake men two
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.
successful college hunting
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
hands long republican
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
death government political-will
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
inspirational civilization rights
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.