Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
prayer party humorous
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
night hands giving
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.
wrestling mountain bulls
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
inspirational life positive
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
love-life lord let-me
Lord, let me live until I die.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
hurt body blame
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
book reading learning
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
giving generosity charity
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.