Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
open season
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
dry everybody polls sober south stagger vote
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
grab turn
Don't just grab the first thing that comes by. Know what to turn down.
grab refuse
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere.
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
machinery wants
Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. . . . Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work.
life main men prolonged ruined
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.
act clap enable himself movies sit theater
The movies enable an actor not only to act but also to sit down in the theater and clap for himself
both clear diplomat equally says
A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
fanatic fellow opposite
A fanatic is always the fellow on the opposite side.