Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
country
This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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If these refugees had come to Texas and called call centers, most of them, instead of getting help, would have gotten busy signals,
open season
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.
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I am a Cherokee and it's the proudest little possession I ever hope to have.
congress
A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
mad man
Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
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That's one good thing about wars. It takes smarter men to figure out who loses 'em than it does to start 'em.
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Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
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The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
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Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.
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A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
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My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else