Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
ahead anybody believe
The one that can see years ahead has a telescope, but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
car caught horse hung
They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle.
everybody gets listens man nobody says speak
A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees.
country
This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile.
bare best buy outside pay sales tax
You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years.
good grow horse man saw
You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't.
crime dumb nowadays
Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.
great
That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.
invented onion people vegetable
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
heathen nation punch strong
Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.
bad best government run
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
comedy congress good judge last laughing lived people talk turned
The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
babies baby congress country damage gets hold question session
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.