Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
disrupt federal meeting reserve
There are two things that can disrupt the American economy. One is a war. The other is a meeting of The Federal Reserve Board.
biography breaks nations publishing somebody
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
boy country eating reason regular stayed town trying
I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
column congress humor lack material
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
man met
I never met a man I didn't like
invest
Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.
send somebody sure system teach teaching
If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
barometer cutting might starts surest war watch
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.
man save talked time
I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
chinese listening
Gentlemen, you have just been listening to that Chinese sage, On Too long
cherokee hope possession proudest
I am a Cherokee and it's the proudest little possession I ever hope to have.
facts government report watch
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
comedians improved
Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.
almost exception forgive generous people possible stupidity
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity