Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
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Congressional investigations are for the benefit of photographers.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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That's one good thing about wars. It takes smarter men to figure out who loses 'em than it does to start 'em.
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It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.
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The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
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The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
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Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
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It's a beautiful thought (Mother's Day), but it's somebody with a hurting conscience that thought of the idea.