Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
happiness happy love
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
higher perspective projects rating school
The higher the school rating the better off we are in having perspective projects look at our area,
catholics mate people pigeons
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics
lamb lay lion sleep
A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.
diligence everybody feels final good next work
Now we're in the final stages. There's a lot of (due diligence) work to be done in the next 120 days, but it feels good to get everybody on board.
bark creation figure god hard poet
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
funny
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
divided horrible life miserable
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable
calf lay lion
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
littles comfort cold
I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, which is cold comfort.
hipster names apparel
I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
life-is-short life-is
Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
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The heart wants what it wants.