Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
happiness happy love
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
respond tendency
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.
divided horrible life miserable
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable
calf lay lion
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
gained mistakes
I've gained no insight, no mellowing. I would make the same mistakes again.
according comfort comforting left modern people remember space
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
apple attitude highway
If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy, take Highway Love, and you'll get there.
damn experience far good love sex
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
funny
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
attached sold
I am very attached to this watch. My grandfather sold it to me when he was dying.
knowledge
Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?
beaten quakers timid
I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers
american-director
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
forget freedom french fried kiss petty potatoes pull refer together wife
No one will be petty about this and we can forget about our differences and I will not have to refer to my French fried potatoes as 'freedom fries' and I don't have to freedom kiss my wife when I really want to French kiss her. So let's pull together now.