Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice.
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The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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The higher the school rating the better off we are in having perspective projects look at our area,
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I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics
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A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.
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Now we're in the final stages. There's a lot of (due diligence) work to be done in the next 120 days, but it feels good to get everybody on board.
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I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
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Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking.
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[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.