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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
painting people stop
People stop and say 'Why are you painting on a building?' Bob Murray
paint
The things that I paint are things that I know very well. Jamie Wyeth
painting shows simpler
I wanted a painting that shows a more simpler time. Jonathan Simon
paint
The whole thing is to paint me as anti-business and no-growth, Greg Collins
pain work-out people
You want to be burning calories after you work out. The problem becomes for most people - its not pleasant, its painful. You have to have the pain tolerance to be able to deal with that, which a lot of people do not. Brett Hoebel
pain eye ears
Too many of us take great pains with what we ingest through our mouths, and far less with what we partake of through our ears and eyes. Brandon Sanderson
pain joy upset
Having someone to share not only the joy of life, but the pain of life... that's been sort of the biggest lesson of marriage. I can never get angry or upset with my partner because they're just a part of me. Ashton Kutcher
pain love-is ideas
Love is pleasure accompanied by the idea of an external cause, and hatred pain accompanied by the idea of an external cause. Baruch Spinoza
pain betrayal lying
Then no rightful cause was left, and the pain of anger was turning into the shameful pain of submission. He had no right to condemn anyone - he thought - to denounce anything, to fight and die joyously, claiming the sanctity of virtue. The broken promises, the unconfessed desires, the betrayal, the deceit, the lies, the fraud - he was guilty of them all. What form of corruption could he scorn? Degrees do not matter, he thought; one does not bargain about inches of evil. Ayn Rand
nfl taste sides
In the NFL a lot of times everyone gets caught up in the business side of things. For them it's all about money and it really leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Brett Favre
nfl long late
I can be in the NFL as long as any other back. I went late in the draft because no one thought I could do it. Brandon Jacobs
nfl way scared
They never clocked me on my way to the end zone. They never caught me because I ran scared. Jerry Rice
nfl games perfect
I was always in search of a perfect game and I never got it. Jerry Rice
nfl guy always-smile
Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! Hines Ward
nfl going-away ignoring-facts
Ignoring facts does not make them go away. Fran Tarkenton
nfl
Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. Bum Phillips
nfl ladders slides
You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it. Bum Phillips
nfl noon
Nothing. And, I don't start before noon. Bum Phillips