Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rebecca West

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

Woody Allen

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

Woody Allen

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Will Ferrell

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

Samuel Smiles

Marriage like government is a series of compromises. One must give and take, repair and restrain, endure and be patient.

Richard Gere

The idea that you're completing someone else in a marriage to me is death. That to me is a false start and most of us are usually taught that ... you've got to stand on your own. Then you can build something extraordinary.

Richard Pryor

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

Richard Pryor

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

Ugo Betti

A long association-prolonged human contact, when a man and woman live together-this ends up producing a sort of rot, a poison.

Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Mickey Rooney

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Moliere

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Natasha Leggero

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Carl Jung

I love you," I whisper. "And I love you." He smiles, his lips seeking mine. "Always have. Always will.

Carl Jung

Damen, seriously, you must know I don't love you because you're immortal, I love you because you're you.

Robert Collier

You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you can get.

Richard Paul Evans

"You know, I've wondered if it's more painful to lose someone you love to death or to lose someone you love because she no longer loves you back." "I don't know," I said. "On the surface, it seems an easy question. It should be so much easier to lose someone who doesn't love you, because why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want you? But rejection's not an east road. A part of you always wonders what makes you so unlovable."

Richelle Mead

I know I’m not supposed to say this, but I love you.

Richelle Mead

She was right about something else too," Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around. "What's that?" I asked. "That I do still love you." With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed.

Richelle Mead

I’m still here, still in love with you, and care about you more than any other guy ever will." -Adrian-

Richelle Mead

I love you, and beneath all that logic, calculation, and superstition, I know you love me too.

Richelle Mead

Because it's simple, I love you, and I don't want to keep pretending like I don't. -Rose to Dimitri