Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Cleese

Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

John Cleese

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

John Cleese

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

John Cleese

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

John Cleese

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

John Buchan

[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.

John Buchan

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

John Barrymore

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

John Barrymore

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

John Barrymore

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Luther Campbell

I'm gonna perform on one of the nights. Good clean fun; we're not going to jail. For the record.

Luis Gonzalez

I'd prefer to invite the artists simply to work and have fun with Guatemalan artists. To share missions of life. Maybe that is more important than seeing an exhibition.

Louise Brown

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls.

John Cena

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

John Cena

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

John Archibald Wheeler

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.

Al Franken

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

Christopher Gorham

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

Adam Burish

You could make the puck white, and we'd still have fun playing out there. So, whatever the situations are, we're going to have fun with it, and it's going to be a special, special game.

Desmond Mason

You can see by the way he?s playing. He?s having fun out there. That?s something I haven?t seen from him in a long time.

The market function in technology is undergoing fundamental change.

The main thing this spring is to get everyone to just have some fun. We don't have any one game to prepare for this spring and I want to make it fun for everyone.

Charles Schwab

The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.

The machine moves slowly, but the IRS has more funds and is increasing its enforcement activity.

George Segal

The lyrics are quite solid and informative, as well as witty, sharp and funny. That's what makes it work.

Bill Cosby

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

The kids are wrestling tough. This is a fun one.

The key is to study the individual fund managers and their track records.

The ultimate goal is to win this thing. We just have to play our hearts out, have fun and relax.

George Clooney

The truth is this is all fun for me. I've never been here before, so it's all icing on the cake.

The trust fund is doing unexpectedly and surprisingly well.

These are great kids and it's a big day for the program and for them. It's been fun to watch these guys progress over the years and I think this is a testament to the kind of people they are and how hard they've worked.

You wish you had some games back, especially after this weekend, seeing how much fun everyone's having.