Quotes about fun
funny money husband
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. Johnny Carson
funny happiness vacation
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
funny life marriage
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
fun turkeys two
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
funny money freedom
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
funny witty food
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
funny death phones
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
funny witty kids
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
funny life clever
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
funny time new-york
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
funny christmas sarcastic
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
funny happiness being-happy
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
funny australia today
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
fun worry littles
There's so much great TV and I always thought it would be such a fun little sideway to make money and then not have to worry about my films making a lot of money. Lynn Shelton
funny cheese-sandwiches 50th-birthday
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese Luis Bunuel
fun secret vigor
The secret of my vigor and activity is that I have managed to have a lot of fun. Lowell Thomas
fun golf wind
I just enjoy playing in wind, grew up in it, and it makes the golf a bit more fun. Louis Oosthuizen
fun thinking fields
I think in general there's no point in going into a field like English literature if you're not going to have fun with it. Louis Menand
fun book reading
I want kids to think that reading can be just as much fun and more so than TV or video games or whatever else they do. I think any other kind of message or morals that I might teach is secondary to first just enjoying a book. Louis Sachar
fun book character
The best morals kids get from any book is just the capacity to empathize with other people, to care about the characters and their feelings. So you don't have to write a preachy book to do that. You just have to make it a fun book with characters they care about, and they will become better people as a result.
funny philosophy food
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. Louis Pasteur
funny brother sibling
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. Lord Chesterfield
funny marriage drinking
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
funny military humorous
I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor. Lord Byron
funny humor dollars
A dollar saved is a quarter earned. John Ciardi
fun games way
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
fun talking class
He had quite liked the dwarfs. He often had no idea what they were talking about, but for a group of homicidal, class-obsessed small people, they were really rather good fun. John Connolly
funny sarcastic rooms
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky. John Cleese
funny sarcastic years
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
funny sarcastic should-have
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
funny husband years
Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.
fun ideas taste
Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.
funny sarcastic trying
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies