Quotes about humor
humor men thinking
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola... John Ratzenberger
humor tears murder
Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders. Martin Luther
humorous views tunes
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. Mose Allison
humor independent cry
Nature never said to me: Do not be poor; still less did she say: Be rich; her cry to me was always: Be independent. Nicolas Chamfort
humorous people guy
Back in the late '90s, I put together a humorous newsmagazine program called 'The Awful Truth' for Bravo. We helped one guy get an organ transplant whose insurance company had refused to pay. I thought, if we could save a guy's life in a 10-minute segment on cable, what could we do if we devoted a whole movie to a whole bunch of people? Michael Moore
humorous essence design
And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs. The tables in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced in design as one will find anywhere in the world. Michael Frayn
humor sight people
It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.
humor people
People with no humor, they're outta my life. Patti LaBelle
humor
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do. Oscar Wilde
humorous vices redeeming
He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.
humor law clients
Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.
humor practice growth
Humor simultaneously wounds and heals, indicts and pardons, diminishes and enlarges; it constitutes inner growth at the expense of outer gain, and those who possess and honestly practice it make themselves more through a willingness to make themselves less. Louis Kronenberger
humor parent sense-of-humor
You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. Liza Minnelli
humor inability remember
The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember. Mark Twain
humor mean support
Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.
humor laughing genius
The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.
humor space shooting-up
Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.
humor cat laughing
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.
humor thinking years
So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.
humorous animal plant
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
humor fragrance decoration
Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.
humor forbidden-things forbidden
The funniest things are the forbidden.
humor two faces
I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one. Abraham Lincoln
humor humorous served
My sense of humor has served me well, Vince Vaughn
humor manage start work
I manage through a sense of humor. We all work hard, and work has to be a really interesting, fun place. And that has to start at the top. Carol Bartz
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humor political way
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. George W. Bush
humor thinking views
Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
humor thinking political
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
humor circles yesterday
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.
humor america issues
We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous airports care
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.