Quotes about humor
humor judging action
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure. Thornton Wilder
humorous self hopeful
Acid is not for every brain .... Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain. Timothy Leary
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humor commitment two
You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear. Sammy Davis, Jr.
humor looks firsts
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time. Scott Adams
humor talking drawing
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. Ray Romano
humor practice all-time
Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor. Thomas Jefferson
humor tranquility peace-and-tranquility
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility.
humor mean thinking
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor. Simon Pegg
humorous home thinking
[In Moscow] we got through to [Soviet leaders] Brezhnev and Kosygin on the telephone. I think it was because nobody had ever tried to call them at home before. Ross Perot
humorous japan car
Japan is our rival, not our enemy. Japan is a competitor... Bashing a Toyota won't make a better car.
humorous catching-fire target
Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared. Suzanne Collins
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.
humor kissing games
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
humor expression may
Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof. Stephen Leacock
humorous anger
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. Stephen King
humorous people now-and-then
Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people. Tamora Pierce
humor nbc grandparent
At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic. Tabitha Soren
humor rocks guy
Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor. Tab Hunter
humor people alcohol
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. Ron White
humorous opportunity long
I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project. Ron Glass
humor tunnels light
Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Ron Howard
humor sells your-presence
Sell your presence and purchase bewilderment. Rumi
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous air land
From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.
humorous japan texture
The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.
humorous telephones machines
As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the "call of nature" will be answered by a machine.
humorous angel heard
Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. Tom Lehrer
humorous profound insane
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
humorous two roots
Cancel me not - for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes, A root or two, a torus and a node: The inverse of my verse, a null domain. Stanislaw Lem
humorous fields fairy
Come, let us hasten to a higher plane, Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn, Their indices bedecked from one to _ n, Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
humorous space phases
In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways. Our symptotes no longer out of phase, We shall encounter, counting, face to face.
humorous heart two
I'll grant the random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love; And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part.