Quotes about sarcasm
sarcasm extremely-funny form
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. Cecelia Ahern
sarcasm gun thinking
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm magic trouble
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm chaos
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. Antonin Artaud
sarcasm long enough
You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
sarcasm flattery form
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin
sarcasm one-thing i-can
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm past action
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm want brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm ice people
People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating. Daniel Johns
sarcasm differences irony
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. Christopher Moore
sarcasm revolutionary irritating
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. Christopher Moore
sarcasm
I like sarcasm. I like snark. Alexis Ohanian
sarcasm misunderstood want
The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, or that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid. Edgar Allan Poe
sarcasm compassion two
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. Nick Hornby
sarcasm knives voice
We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders? Cassandra Clare
sarcasm lasts jace
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. Cassandra Clare
sarcasm lips cynicism
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized. Mark Twain
sarcasm form wit
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Oscar Wilde
sarcasm throwing should
There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm. Jim Butcher
sarcasm voice effort
My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment and endorse virtue and effort. Gordon B. Hinckley
sarcasm brave balls
The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations and reprisals because itself is a mere flash, a bodiless and magical nothing. Henri Frederic Amiel
sarcasm mind irony
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead; and then you deserve to be hung for it.
sarcasm comforting may
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. Jeff Lindsay
sarcasm rights sides
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. Groucho Marx
sarcasm fire if-you-love-someone
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. George Carlin
sarcasm thinking offending
don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of offending in that way. Fanny Burney
sarcasm
If I have to use some sarcasm or . . . do whatever, ... I'll do what I have to do. Charlie Trotter
sarcasm america optimism
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy. Jim Gaffigan
sarcasm looks appreciated
You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara) Sherrilyn Kenyon
sarcasm want tone
You really don’t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even? (Dev) Sherrilyn Kenyon
sarcasm boys class
Don't you have class today? (Kyrian) Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. (Nick) (He cleared his throat and dropped the thick Cajun accent.) And no, today's registration. I've got to figure out what I'm taking next semester. (Nick) I have a few things I need you to do today. (Kyrian) And that is different from any other day how? (Nick) Sarcasm, thy name is Nick Gautier. (Kyrian) Sherrilyn Kenyon
sarcasm simple games
Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm. What are you bitching about, Xypher? You're already dead. He laughed. You know, for once, it's good to be me. Sherrilyn Kenyon