Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
atheist thinking law
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
annoyed time-travel traveler
I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
smell sound ass
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
views land two
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
thinking fields healthcare
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
blue guy valleys
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
museums ifs walking
If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
airports
I get depressed at airports.
sorry night giving
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
reason-why reason chicks
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
dog fun good-life
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
ill-will office people
I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
smell judging asking
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
sleep names creative
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?