Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
want tvs middle
All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
morning water challenges
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
lazy vote
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'
running car noses
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
thinking audience ifs
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
nuts car guy
I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
eye eye-color color
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
host compelling ifs
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
daughter mother issues
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
nice dirty naughty
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
christmas dad kids
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
passion office vigor
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
missing television partners
When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!