Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
realist sexist
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
mom emotional connections
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
computer knows
I don't know anything about computers.
focus saving bucks
Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
school college juniors
Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
hurt persons
I'd never hurt another person.
naps figures
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
feelings trying fine
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
inspirational basketball ymca
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
funny humor home
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
travel knowing car
The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
stupid successful people
People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
atheist sex men
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
guy want needs
I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.