Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
soccer coffee thinking
I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
inspirational basketball ymca
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
nice dirty naughty
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
mean should-have people
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
passion office vigor
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
eye eye-color color
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
nuts car guy
I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
thinking audience ifs
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
running car noses
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
mom emotional connections
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
ill-will ill
I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
want plenty
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
emotional guy stuff
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
boxing taught
I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.