Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooneywas an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney," a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011. He died one month later, on November 4, 2011, at age 92...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth14 January 1919
CityAlbany, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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They're gonna wish they'd never invited me. I have a basement full of stuff I'm gonna send. They'll be out of room before I'm done.
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.
I liked not being the oldest person on the show.
I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.
Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?