Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooneywas an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney," a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011. He died one month later, on November 4, 2011, at age 92...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth14 January 1919
CityAlbany, NY
CountryUnited States of America
They're gonna wish they'd never invited me. I have a basement full of stuff I'm gonna send. They'll be out of room before I'm done.
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.
I liked not being the oldest person on the show.
I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?