Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
children mean waiting
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!
behaviour
Do not encourage my behaviour.
country white apologizing
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
stupid people world
The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
laughing ifs
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!
beautiful essence going-away
The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.
new-york texas names
In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.
white people black
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
girl teacher years
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
sharks water news
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
school names goal
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
thinking white people
I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!
talking two news
When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.
mind roles ponies
If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.