Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
honesty heart men
In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.
native-american men thinking
Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.
kids important projects
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.
fun racism exclusion
Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.
names people community
If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.
political politics hurricanes
Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!
home parks welcome
And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.
ideas new-orleans rebuilding
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
promise rooms dressings
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
hurt laughter cancer
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.
aunt race car
Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.
stupid comedian sophisticated
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
doctors faults climax
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
children mean waiting
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!